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  • camarasa
    08-01 07:01 PM
    Did we ever hear anything back regarding the July 2nd questions she sent to USCIS? Remember she gave them three days to answer?





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  • NO_Free_Rider
    11-09 03:29 PM
    What you received by mail is a courtesy notification that your case is approved, with the space for I-94 is blank. The original H1 Approval notice with I-94 will be sent to the lawyer. You may wait for a week or two.

    Hi All

    My wife received her H1 document approval notice yesterday, but her approval notice does not contain I 94.

    Employer says they will receive I 94 document seperately and they will mail it.

    My question is, Is Employer saying TRUTH
    Usually I94 is part of H1 Approval notice, ie bottom part, Do USCIS send out both these documents seperately.

    If my wife does not get her I 94 what are her Options

    your Response is truly appreciated





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  • GCOP
    07-11 01:37 PM
    Can you clarify, is there any basis for this gloomy prediction ? I mean , how many people are in Line from Nov. 2001 and how many visa numbers are available every year for EB-3 (I). Let us hope for better, than your prediction.
    Thanks.
    1 year from now, only EB3-Indians with PDs of 2001-2006 will hang on the IV website. Everybody else(or atleast 99%) will be gone...





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  • gregspirited
    03-24 11:42 AM
    I have a quick question related to my approved I-140 and my spouse's visa status. My wife got into a medical residency and the hospital that she plans to join will sponsor only J1 visa for her. I was wondering if the J1 visa for her will be affected by the fact that my I-140 is approved. My law firm says that they had to include my spouse's name in I-140 application as a requirement.

    My concern is since I-140 is a petition to immigrate to US what are the risks involved with my wife's J1 visa. Can she go to India to get her J1 visa stamping? Will the approved I-140 negatively affect her chances of entering back US at the port of entry?



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  • nitlsu
    07-18 12:59 AM
    From the numbersusa site it seems that the Senate is currently debating the DoD appropriations bill and Sen. Cornyn of TX has introduced ammendment SA 2143 to enable recapture of unused EB visas from the years 1996-1997.

    Does anyone have any more details on this? Do we need to have a coordinated effort in support of this?





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  • Steve Mitchell
    November 21st, 2005, 07:51 PM
    This one...I sharpened it. Hope you don't mind.

    I was afraid to sharpen them too much. I thought that would too make much noise.
    Which one you like best Steve?



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  • Blog Feeds
    07-13 12:48 PM
    I am writing the second of a multi-part series of posts on how to bring family relatives to the United States permanently. The first post I wrote provided general information on bringing family relatives to the United States. (See my post, "Can I petition for my relative to immigrate to the United States?" (http://www.californiaimmigrationlawyerblog.com/2009/05/can_i_petition_for_my_relative.html)) This post will focus on how to petition for your brother or sister to come to the United States permanently.

    In order to petition for your brother or sister you must file Form I-130, Petition for Alien Relative (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=c67c7f9ded54d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD) with United States and Citizenship Services ("USCIS") along with proof that you are a United States Citizen and that you are related to your brother or sister. I will discuss the steps you must take in more detail below.

    Obtain Form I-130 (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=c67c7f9ded54d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD)

    You may obtain Form I-130 (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=c67c7f9ded54d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD), by clicking on the link in this post. At the same time that you obtain the form, you should also print out the instructions to the form. They are more detailed than the instructions I will provide in this post and provide the mailing address to where you will need to send the form.

    Proof of U.S. Citizenship

    You may prove that you are a U.S. citizen by sending one of the following documents to USCIS with your petition:


    A copy of your birth certificate (if you were born in the United States) issued by a civil registrar, vital statistics office, or other civil authority.


    A copy of your naturalization certificate or certificate of citizenship issued by USCIS or the former INS.


    A copy of your Form FS-240, Report of Birth Abroad of a Citizen of the United States, issued by a U.S. embassy or consulate.


    A copy of your unexpired U.S. passport. OR


    An original letter from a U.S. consular officer verifying that you are a U.S. citizen with a valid passport.





    More... (http://www.californiaimmigrationlawyerblog.com/2009/07/how_do_i_bring_my_brother_or_s.html)





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  • NolaIndian32
    08-12 10:28 PM
    Ok - i gathered myself at this thread...now what? :p



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  • kalyan
    07-07 12:46 PM
    Invite the Senators to this meeting.

    Make them come since we pay Taxes. That way , they know that there is legal Immigration Community .

    Invite the Heads of DMV so that they can address our driving problems

    Invite SSN people local heads.


    When we do this, we can pay for their expenses to join us in that meet.


    I am open to it. Not only by contribution but also working.





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  • mundada
    02-19 09:31 AM
    I am in similar situation as my parents are coming this year.

    Couple of years ago there was a "no question asked, including pre existing condition" insurance, though expensive but it covered everything. However, this time when I talked to insurance consultant, it appears few people misused the insurance to the extent that the company went bankrupt. This is what she said: let us say the patient needed bypass surgery. The patient would buy one month insurance and return ticket. This would cost him $2000. Upon arrival in the US, he would complain about chest pain. Then pay $1000 in deductible and get bypass done. The total cost $3000!

    However, because of this misuse geniune people do not have this option anymore.

    Here is what I am thinking:
    1. Buy Atlas America insurance. This covers pre existing condition upto $15,000. This also gives us negotiated rate with hospitals in the US.
    2. Addon foreign travel on Mediclaim or other insurance that they currently have in India. Opt for Rs. 7 lakh deductible. This should lower the insurance cost. Also, try to talk to the insurance company and see if it will reduce rate further because its is secondary insurance.

    Let me know if you guys see any hole in the logic or you have better alternative. I would rather pay more in insurance and enjoy my parents stay then worry throughout their stay.



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  • life99f
    05-21 07:34 PM
    Support!!!!



    We should have only one focus. Eliminate EB retro first. For that a simple amendment will be, 242K visa is open to both old EB and newly created merit system. That�s all. This amendment will eliminate the retro immediately. All other discussions and efforts are waste of time and energy





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  • BECsufferer
    10-10 01:12 PM
    Vactor29;

    Yes they need proof of your being able to get back to USA. At my time, I didn't had EAD or AP in-hand.

    You can use private company as mentioned below. As far as I know the company I contacted was based in DC and they said they only process for US citizens. So I had to do on my own thru Chicago consulate office of Germany.

    All you need is proof that you shall get entry back in USA.
    I got my German visa through www.visanetwork.com
    They take some fee but would get Visa for you. They make sure all your papers are OK and would tell you what to do.



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  • texanmom
    11-05 10:14 AM
    I know you are all out there....there was a stampede at the temple this Saturday during the Diwali mela and this Sunday at the Sugarland Diwali Festival....please join IV with just as much enthusiasm and we can work wonders!





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  • sweet_jungle
    10-21 01:12 PM
    Sweet_jungle, I am in a similar situation. My attorney sent a request to TSC 3 months back to fix the PD but no response yet. What did you do to open the obmudsman inquiry? Did you send him an email or did you send him a letter in the email

    Hi Khris,
    Do you also have 2 PDs in same EB2 category?

    I have submitted ombudsman case sheet by mail.

    My lawyer also sent request through AILA liason. She asked me to wait 6 weeks before enquiring again.



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  • thomachan72
    10-29 06:46 AM
    Thanks, I do have the copy of I-140 approval notice with receipt number and all that info.

    It's hard to find employers (once again, non consulting ones) who commit to file my GC application again. At best, I get a "we'll gladly transfer your H1-B visa but no commitment on GC" sort of response. Considering a worst case scenario, if I dont have a newly approved PERM by May 2013 and my original PD (July 2008) becomes current, what happens then?

    Thanks again!

    Asuming you dont have an approved labor by 2013, you will not be able to apply for H1b renewal at that point (even if your PD is not current). The only way you can get further extensions is if you have completed the PERM by then or atleast have PERM pending for 365 days. Join somebody now and then look for others who would be willing to do the PERM immediately. I am not sure how long you can stay now since you are basically out of status as of last week.





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  • H1B-GC
    11-14 02:00 PM
    Dear All ,
    I recently got my I-140 approved, got our(me and spouse) EAD and AP too.Now what I am wondering is that
    1.Am I still on H1 status or the status now becomes EAD ?
    2. If my H1 still holds good then should I go back to India to get my fresh H1 stamping as it will expire november next year or should I go for one year H1 extensions(as I heard from friends ) till I get the GC ?
    3. Is there any stipulated time limit within which my wife has to apply for her SSN( we have not yet applied for it. )
    4. My passport is going to expire on December next year. Do I need to go to India for renewal or it can be done from here itself. If it can be done from here itself then when is the earliest to start that process ?( I will be happy if u could send some links that will guide me ).

    Thank you very much in advance.

    Anci.


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  • seetheavatar
    09-03 10:39 AM
    My I485 application was approved aug 2nd and I got the card on aug 15th.

    In the mean time my spouse application was also approved on aug 2nd but last week we got an email saying the card is returned undeliverable on aug 23rd.and aug 24th we got another email saying a notice was sent to the same address and that was also undelivered and there would be serious effects if the address is not updated.
    We got our finger prints and everything in the same address and I am not sure why it was returned undeliverable.
    Also I called the customer service on Aug23rd and 24th and updated the address.
    any one in the same situation?
    Does anyone know how long it would take for them to resend the card?
    Thanks





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  • insbaby
    04-08 11:28 PM
    The indian consulate needs a proof of address for me and my wife
    We sent them the Property tax bill and hoped that it would work but get this mail from travisa

    Proof Of Residence - Unacceptable
    The proof of address received in your application is not acceptable for submission to the Indian Consulate. You must submit a proof of residence/address that matches the present address on the PIO application exactly. Photocopy of state issued ID (Driver License or ID), or major utility bill (Water, Gas, Electric, Sewage) or a copy of a lease containing both the landlord and tenant signatures must be submitted. The following items are not accepted: cell phone bill, credit card statement or bank statement. The address cannot include a P.O. box. For minors, a parent or guardian proof of address from both parents may be submitted instead. You can fax the proof of address to Fax: (415) 644-0158. In addition, you also have the option of mailing a paper copy to the address below.

    Now why does not a property tax not work ? it is issues by the county.

    We do not have the current address on my wife's driver's license and her name is not there on the PGandE bill

    Any suggestion ? or anyone had a similar issue ?

    Thanks in advance !!

    Think about these...

    You sent property tax bill, so I guess you own a home! Send the copy of first page of the "Deed", notarized.

    1. Utility bill
    2. USCIS AP if any
    3. Phone bills (doubtful)

    Send at least 3 different types or all possible documents you have if they ask for 1.

    If nothing has her name, send yours + copy of your marriage certificate, notarized and explain the situation.





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  • shar533
    04-30 12:38 PM
    Gator, I wish I could answer that part.While I was doing research on AVR on this forum and other Google results, I think I did read somewhere that using AVR might affect adversly on AP application.
    You know, 1 thing I did b4 going out was to go on CBP official website, went to Ask a Question and asked my question. I got reply same day from an official Chris. I printed that question and answer page and took with me, just in case. But everything was fine.





    sukhyani
    04-18 05:33 PM
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    smartboy75
    07-09 04:43 PM
    Well the lawyer representing the new company believes that without a copy of 140
    1. that, they cannot do a H1B transfer.
    2. that, I cannot do EAD extension when it expires in October 2008.
    Why r u doing an h1 transfer ??? why can't u invoke AC21.....??



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