Saturday, June 18, 2011

funny exam

images Funny Exam Answers (6) funny exam. Funny Exam Answers (20)
  • Funny Exam Answers (20)



  • vivid_bharti
    04-28 07:48 AM
    not "most"!! only few have a wait of 3-4 years, most have a wait of over a decade....the numbers of applications pending at AOS stage at USCIS is scaryLook at the number of people who posted messages to this thread .... even if you say 4 times that number of people posted messages to WhiteHouse.gov it is no where close to the numbers we need .... Lets not kid ourselves - Unless there is a miracle - most of us are looking at aleast another 3-4 year wait :(





    wallpaper Funny Exam Answers (20) funny exam. Funny Exam Answers .
  • Funny Exam Answers .



  • pd_recapturing
    06-19 10:12 AM
    ^^^^BUmp^^^^





    funny exam. 42 More Funny and Geeky Exam
  • 42 More Funny and Geeky Exam



  • texanmom
    08-28 05:40 PM
    I know this is not the right place..but I didn't know where else to post this. Sorry about that.

    Has the congresswoman been contacted for this rally? She would be a powerful voice to have on our side.

    I am sure the IV core team has thought about this...but I didnt read about it anywhere on the forums. If there is something, please point me to it.





    2011 Funny Exam Answers . funny exam. Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious
  • Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious



  • snathan
    12-21 09:58 PM
    I do have very different experience. I never had any issues with the indian consulate. couple of months back I have sent the papers for my daughter's PIO card. With in two weeks I got the PIO in mail.



    more...


    funny exam. Funny Exam Answers
  • Funny Exam Answers



  • kumar1
    08-19 09:02 PM
    I can give you my example. 10 years in the US and got greened yesterday. Background -

    B. Tech. from IIT - 1999. Always believed in hard work and dedication.
    2000/2001 - Came to the US
    2003 - Filed labor - RIR - EB3
    2004 - job loss
    2004 - Joined so called fortune 500 company with 15000 + employees and presence in 50 countries. They promised but never filed GC.
    2005 - Filed Canada PR.
    2005 - Quit and joined Desi company. Started GC process on day-1.
    2005- Filed under Perm EB-3 (lawyer screwed). Got approved in 3 months.
    2006 - Filed I-140 got approved in 3 weeks.
    2007 - July Fiasco and filed I-485. Got AP, EAD. Wife started to work.
    2008 - EB-3 sucked so talked to employer to file in EB-2. Desi company did not care as long as I paid for it.
    2009 - Filed labor, got approved in 6 months.
    2009 - Filed EB2 I-140 and requested to re-capture the PD of first labor.
    2009 - I-140 approved, same day saw an LUD on pending I-485. Also, approved I-140 came with A# and EB-3 labor PD.
    2009 - Bought a home.
    2010 - July, dates became current.
    Opened SR, got a response that my case is still in EB3. NSC sucks.
    Asked lawyer to send letter to USCIS. He did, nothing happened.
    Contacted senator and they opened up a congressional request with USCIS.
    Within 2 days, USCIS issued RFE about incomplete medical. It was total BS.
    Contacted doctor and got chest X-Ray and replied RFE.
    Took several Inforpass appointments.
    EAD expired, did everything but could not get renewed on time.
    Did not tell anything to HR about expired EAD, both kept mum and kept working.
    Had fights at DMV to get DL extended.
    Aug-17th, GC got approved.

    Is this all worth it? I do not know. Only reason I joined desi company with 2 employees is that desi company was ready to file GC on day-1. I have seen so called Fortune-xx companies. They lied to me.

    Overall - I am a happy person. Would continue with Desi employer for some more time.

    Now that we have GC, I would like to -
    1. Spend more time with family and not worry about LIN-XXXX numbers.
    2. Think about doing MBA.
    3. Move to a warmer place like CA.

    Good Luck. I would suggest - Talk to your employer and explain your situation. You have nothing to lose.





    funny exam. Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious
  • Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious



  • p1234
    10-25 02:36 PM
    Senior (PD's from 2001-03) EB3-I sufferers, you'll surely get what you deserve by the middle of 2009. Having said that, if you think its in your best interest to get a better job under EB2, go for it and port your PD. Nothing can stop you.
    If someone writes a letter to USCIS to stop EB3 porting, you can counter it by writing another letter explaining why you are porting in the first place and you have the right and the freedom to get better jobs and qualify for higher categories.



    more...


    funny exam. Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious
  • Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious



  • Macaca
    09-19 03:54 PM
    From Congress quietly returns to immigration (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showpost.php?p=167577&postcount=1090) A broad overhaul failed this summer, but an array of smaller measures is under discussion, including ways to legalize certain workers By Nicole Gaouette (nicole.gaouette@latimes.com) | Los Angeles Times Staff Writer,
    September 17, 2007

    Republicans also are considering a bill that would overhaul visas for high-skilled foreigners.
    Senate Republicans are also discussing ways to increase the number of visas for high-skilled workers, now capped at 65,000 a year.





    2010 42 More Funny and Geeky Exam funny exam. Funny Exam Answers (6)
  • Funny Exam Answers (6)



  • hydboy77
    06-02 06:30 PM
    what the heck happenned. The text has completely changed since I voted. When I voted it clearly stated the unused visas would be recaptured for family based and employment based immigrants. now it only says for family based immigrants. Have we (employment based) been shafted, is visa recapture for us Eb immigrants or not?



    more...


    funny exam. Funny Exam Answers (3)
  • Funny Exam Answers (3)



  • willgetgc2005
    04-01 05:19 PM
    Sent fax.





    hair Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious funny exam. funny quotes for exams. quotes
  • funny quotes for exams. quotes



  • gjoe
    11-09 02:09 PM
    Maybe USCIS thinks that our cases mayn't become approvable within the next 15 months. This is just my theory, because I see lot of people have got FP but with early PD's



    more...


    funny exam. Funny Exam Answers
  • Funny Exam Answers



  • nixstor
    09-01 10:39 AM
    It is not true that Many people have to wait 10+ years to get gc. May be some people might wait for 10 years because of frequent change of jobs , layoffs and also ignorance of green card processing. Most of the time EB2 waiting time is 2 to 3 years. Indian EB3 is in worst situation but only for past 2 years and before that everything was current. For that also most waiting persons filed I 485 because of July VB issue. In my opinion EB3 PD will be backdated up to 5 years.

    Also there is no legistrative activity in Congress about any immigration issue. Always skil bill comes in limelight when congress is in Session. But everyone knows that skil bill is asking too much in H1b and immigration numbers because of exemptions and it will be very difficult task. But no one in pro immigrant community is ready to compromise on numbers. When Congress tries to curb the abuse of H1b even pro immigrants are opposing the bills without any suggestion of any alternatives. If some bill comes for only GC that too moderate increase in numbers that will have bright chance of passing in congress.

    You should not expect any rally will produce meaningful reform. It has to be proved that additional immigrant and H1b numbers will produce more jobs and it should not create unemployment in americans.Just sufferings of gc waiters is not enough. My opinion is Rally will be used to show strength of IV and may educate public and Congress. But anti immigrants also doing Similar Campaign(not big rallies) by negative points of immigration. The same congress till the end of 2008 and I doubt they will consider any immigration issue till new congress comes in 2009 that is not too far from now. But it is always good to try all the time.
    Before any reform comes most IV members may get GC.


    This has been talked over and over. If you feel that the wait times are not INDEFINITE, great. Please go ahead, lean back and relax. If you know everything about whats going to happen, why even bother about Immigration issues or IV? Its not about showing off muscle. Wake up! Its about different people from different categories and countries stuck in a totally capricious system. Its about the system, arcane and antique law. Its not about any one particular person's PD, his/her category/country. There are people who are in EB2 with PD's 2002 and have not got their GC yet. Dream on and Smoke what ever you want.





    hot Funny Exam Answers funny exam. Funny Exam Answers
  • Funny Exam Answers



  • maximus777
    05-30 03:15 PM
    Voted YES. Mine was the 220th vote!



    more...


    house Exams Comments images orkut funny exam. The funny Exam Answers
  • The funny Exam Answers



  • solaris27
    04-20 02:22 PM
    you don't need visa to go through Frankfurt





    tattoo Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious funny exam. More funny exam answers.
  • More funny exam answers.



  • India_USA
    11-03 08:25 AM
    Thank God Dems are out otherwise Legals will never get anything till every illegal crossing the border is ahead of them. Democrats are only good for three kind of people:

    Illegals
    Illegals
    Illegals

    I hope Obama looses soon and we have some sanity of law

    I have nothing to say about the dems in particular...........however, you are being extremely short sighted if you want Obama to loose. He is driving this country in the right direction, and you go with any republican who just talks nonsense of tax cut and national security, you may have a green card or even citizenship - and your children will be wishing to go to another country as there are no opportunities here!

    (When I say you and your children, I mean us and our children)



    more...


    pictures Funny Exam Answers: Hilarious funny exam. funny exam answers33 Epic Exam
  • funny exam answers33 Epic Exam



  • irock
    08-22 02:05 PM
    No surprises for me at least. There will be only 816 new EB3 visas available for any country in October. This will move the dates at the most by a month or two and this will continue for ever until a new legislation is passed, that is why DC rally is all the more important and everyone should focus on that to bring in a change.

    For folks wondering how I came to the 816 visa number

    Total GC available = 140000
    7% country limit = 9800
    split for EB3 = 3266
    spread for each qtr = 816

    Good Luck to all and don't have high expectations because you will be disappointed when the bulletin comes out.

    spread it for each month = 272.
    number of families per month (assuming 2.5 persons per family): 109 :(





    dresses Funny Exam Answers funny exam. Funny Exam Answers for you to
  • Funny Exam Answers for you to



  • Green.Tech
    06-27 03:36 PM
    using a flash is ok, just be careful if you wear glasses (you might need some retakes before you get it right). and turn on red eye removal. 3.2 mp for the size (2x2) of picture is good enough.. Even 1 mp is good enough if you are zooming in to take pictures. but if you are cropping a 1 mp picture to take out surroundings, its better to use 2mp plus camera.

    When using a flash you get harsher shadows, to counter that have light source both from left right and top and do the picture in daytime with atleast some natural light. Remember stand atleast 2 feet away from the white background.

    Flash results specially in home environment without proper lighting won't be good at nighttime unless you use multiple synchronised flash guns.

    I guess the other persons remark regarding flash may be related to lighting / over exposures/ shadows. (make sure you wipe your face if you have oily skin - no kidding )

    In the end if you really want to make your pictures look good and per specifications go to a portrait studio.

    Thanks Oldmonk for the detailed reply! I appreciate it.



    more...


    makeup Funny Exam Answers (3) funny exam. Exams Comments images orkut
  • Exams Comments images orkut



  • venkygct
    09-08 01:33 PM
    ^^^^^





    girlfriend More funny exam answers. funny exam. Free Funny Pictures
  • Free Funny Pictures



  • insbaby
    08-07 06:59 PM
    Even if I back date my marriage (as advised) , How can I get my future wife to USA?. I cannot get her on depend status as my H1-B (I believe) got canceled on approval of GC.


    Never think of such practice.

    You have two good news at hand, but you are unable to enjoy it.

    Follow what is legal and enjoy your life.

    Its very disappointing to see a "Highly Skilled Professional" suggesting to doctor a record that contains an important event in ones life to get a piece of plastic card.





    hairstyles Funny Exam Answers funny exam. school exams Super funny
  • school exams Super funny



  • H4_losing_hope
    03-14 06:20 PM
    Were the letters mailed? Btw I sent my letter to IV aswell as to President.

    IV will be taking the letters to their meeting with the Administration officials. Thanks for joining in the efforts :)





    sat
    08-08 09:59 PM
    what to do?





    Alien
    04-01 05:49 PM
    Sent Fax# 10 and 11.



    No comments:

    Post a Comment